LyriXML: The Blank Husband Epidemic (Of Montreal )

introF Bb A E

My Auntie Eleanor had a very unhappy husband G# C#
who hated his job and hated his lifeA E G A
So he wanted to drive his tan Chevy F#m7
off of a bridge because he hated his car F#m7 B
and he hated his lifeB
He couldn't silence the ever present thoughtF#m7
"I'm doing all I can yet I'm an unsuccessful man" B
And his heart was blank Emaj7
don't we know what blank people are good for Amaj7 Amaj7/G#
what they are good for?C#m7 D#m7 C#m7 D#m7

My Auntie Eleanor had a very unhappy husband G# C#
who just couldn't escape or catch a breakA E G A
So he wanted to ride his bike F#m7
blindfolded into traffic F#m7
cause he hated his bike and he hated his lifeB
His heart was consumed with guilt F#m7
from the knowledge he had not Fm#7
become a successful man B
he was an unsuccessful man B
and his heart was blank Emaj7
don't we know what blank people are good for Amaj7 Amaj7/G#
what they are good for? C#m7 D#m7 C#m7 D#m7

Till one day my Auntie introduced him E F#m
to her friend named GwendolineG#7 G
and she must have made a stunning first impression F#m7 A D
because he left my Auntie B E
and never came back again leaving with GwendolineF#m G#7 G F#m7
But my Auntie didn't care Bb F
she knew she could find F
another blank husband anywhere F Bb
by God they're everywhereA E

outroMy Auntie Eleanor had a very unhappy husband G# C# A E