LyriXML: More Bad Times (Ed's Redeeming Qualities )

You twisted your ankle, I carried youG D/F# C/E
You got a divorce so I married youG D/F# C/E
You fell of a cliff so I buried youG D/F# C/E
I wish there were more bad times to see you throughG D/F# C/E

You never had rabies, you never gained weightG Am D G
You never came home with a scarG Am D
You never drank poison, you watched what you ateG Am D G
You never so much as put a scratch on my carG Am D

You twisted your ankle, I carried youG D/F# C/E
You got a divorce so I married youG D/F# C/E
You fell of a cliff so I buried youG D/F# C/E
I wish there were more bad times to see you throughG D/F# C/E

You never got measles you never got goutG Am D G
you never suggested charadesG Am D
You never got dizzy you never fell outG Am D G
You never picked up any live hand grenadesG Am D

So many things did go wrong, but the list is notG C G D
long enough, not enough bad things to fill up a songG C G D G D

You twisted your ankle, I carried youG D/F# C/E
You got a divorce so I married youG D/F# C/E
You fell of a cliff so I buried youG D/F# C/E
I wish there were more bad times to see you throughG D/F# C/E

You never lost contacts, you never leaked oilG Am D G
You never fell to sticks and stonesG Am D
You never drank cleanser, you never ate foilG Am D G
You never choked on any big chicken bonesG Am D

You twisted your ankle, I carried youG D/F# C/E
You got a divorce so I married youG D/F# C/E
You fell of a cliff so I buried youG D/F# C/E
I wish there were more bad times to see you throughG D/F# C/E

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