| intro | Am G F G C | ||
| intro | Am G F G C |
| I've never seen a cowboy before | Am | |
| never told a story so sore | G | |
| Hey baby, take a look at me | F | |
| I think I'm ready for the kickdown | G C |
| I can never give you in | Am | |
| Have you ever seen my chin | G | |
| An umbrella is dancing on the corner | F | |
| Now everthing is beyond her | G C |
| instrumental | Am G F G C | ||
| instrumental | Am G F G C |
| Oh, there are horses everywhere | Am | |
| Little dogs barking at the chair | G | |
| Oh please, get out of my hair | F | |
| Small elephants doing the distances | G C |
| Well, what do I tell you know | Am | |
| Will you ever know somehow | G | |
| Please, do not understand | F | |
| that I am a normal man | G C |
| Hey hey, ho ho - you can take a look at the bozo | F G | |
| You can make a rest somewhere, you can have my chair | Am G | |
| Hey, ho ho - you can take a look at the bozo | F G | |
| You can make a rest somewhere, you can have my | Am G |
| instrumental | Am G F G C | ||
| instrumental | Am G F G C |