| Icy looks and warmly dressed | D Bm | |
| Are there two spots on their chest | C A | |
| Are they merely chewing gum | D Bm | |
| Or do they have a vision and some bum | C A | |
| Nosy look upon your face | G F#m | |
| Is he looking for a chase | E C A |
| Got a giant carrot for a nose | D A F# | |
| I got a set of beady eyes | E F# A | |
| My body's melting while my power grows | D A F# | |
| I'm just a snow man full of lies | E F# A |
| Never write a manifest | D Bm | |
| For someone who you detest | C A | |
| Always check your hair | D Bm | |
| Before you fall into despair | C A | |
| First make up your alibies | G F#m | |
| Then go out and spread your lies | E C A |
| Got a giant carrot for a nose | D A F# | |
| I got a set of beady eyes | E F# A | |
| My body's melting while my power grows | D A F# | |
| I'm just a snow man full of lies | E F# A |
| When the cheesy mice have gone | D Bm | |
| The cat is at the telephone | C A | |
| Informing a friend of means | D Bm | |
| The mice are wearing sexy jeans | C A | |
| They agree to meet at last | G F#m | |
| And add a mice hunt to their past | E C A |
| Got a giant carrot for a nose | D A F# | |
| I got a set of beady eyes | E F# A | |
| My body's melting while my power grows | D A F# | |
| I'm just a snow man full of lies | E F# A |