| intro | C Fdim A7 | ||
| intro | Dm G C F C |
| The problem with April is the problem with May | G C G C | |
| Is the problem with June and July | Dm G | |
| It's the problem with all of the months | Dm G | |
| Since you said goodbye | C F C |
| The problem with Monday is the problem with Tuesday | G C G C | |
| Is the problem with Wednesday and Thursday | Dm G | |
| It's the problem with all the week | Dm G | |
| Since you went away | C F C |
| The bills keep piling up | Cm G | |
| And my bed gets bigger and bigger | Cm G | |
| I feel like I'm being watched | Cm G | |
| And I'm forever under the weather | Dm G |
| The problem with evening is the problem with morning | G C G C | |
| Is the problem with the afternoon | Dm G | |
| The problem of all of the day | Dm G | |
| Since you went away | C F C |
| The problem with Summer is the problem with Fall | G C G C | |
| Is the problem with Winter and Spring | Dm G | |
| It's the problem with all of the year | Dm G | |
| Since you're no longer here | C F C |
| The bills keep piling up | Cm G | |
| And my bed gets bigger and bigger | Cm G | |
| I feel like I'm being watched | Cm G | |
| And I'm forever under the weather | Dm G |
| The problem with April is the problem with May | G C G C | |
| Is the problem with June and July | Dm G | |
| It's the problem with all of the months | Dm G | |
| Since you said goodbye | C F |
| outro | Ooh | A7 | |
| outro | It's the problems with all of the months | Dm Fm G | |
| outro | Since you said goodbye | C F C |