| intro | F Bb A E |
| My Auntie Eleanor had a very unhappy husband | G# C# | |
| who hated his job and hated his life | A E G A | |
| So he wanted to drive his tan Chevy | F#m7 | |
| off of a bridge because he hated his car | F#m7 B | |
| and he hated his life | B | |
| He couldn't silence the ever present thought | F#m7 | |
| "I'm doing all I can yet I'm an unsuccessful man" | B | |
| And his heart was blank | Emaj7 | |
| don't we know what blank people are good for | Amaj7 Amaj7/G# | |
| what they are good for? | C#m7 D#m7 C#m7 D#m7 |
| My Auntie Eleanor had a very unhappy husband | G# C# | |
| who just couldn't escape or catch a break | A E G A | |
| So he wanted to ride his bike | F#m7 | |
| blindfolded into traffic | F#m7 | |
| cause he hated his bike and he hated his life | B | |
| His heart was consumed with guilt | F#m7 | |
| from the knowledge he had not | Fm#7 | |
| become a successful man | B | |
| he was an unsuccessful man | B | |
| and his heart was blank | Emaj7 | |
| don't we know what blank people are good for | Amaj7 Amaj7/G# | |
| what they are good for? | C#m7 D#m7 C#m7 D#m7 |
| Till one day my Auntie introduced him | E F#m | |
| to her friend named Gwendoline | G#7 G | |
| and she must have made a stunning first impression | F#m7 A D | |
| because he left my Auntie | B E | |
| and never came back again leaving with Gwendoline | F#m G#7 G F#m7 | |
| But my Auntie didn't care | Bb F | |
| she knew she could find | F | |
| another blank husband anywhere | F Bb | |
| by God they're everywhere | A E |
| outro | My Auntie Eleanor had a very unhappy husband | G# C# A E |