| instrumental | Ab Fb |
| Everybody does the same things | Bb Ebdim | |
| Everybody's the same | Bb Ebdim | |
| Everyone that is 'cept for my friend Nicki Lighthouse | Db Ab Db Ab Db | |
| She is from the jungle and has never rode a bike | Bb Ebdim Bb Ebdim | |
| Instead she rides on apes and llamas | Db Ab | |
| everywhere she goes | Db Ab Db | |
| And everywhere she goes the boring people say | Cm F Bb | |
| "There she goes again | Db Gb Cb | |
| the strangest girl that's ever been" | Cb Fb Cb |
| instrumental | Ab Fb |
| Everybody thinks the same things | Bb Ebdim | |
| Everybody's the same | Bb Ebdim | |
| Everyone that is 'cept for my friend Nicki Lighthouse | Db Ab Db Ab Db | |
| Where she's from forward is backward | Bb Ebdim | |
| and down is up | Bb Ebdim | |
| so she eats her dinner on the ceiling | Db Ab | |
| and wallpapers the floor | Db Ab Db | |
| And everywhere she goes the boring people say | Cm F Bb | |
| "There she goes again | Db Gb Cb | |
| the strangest girl that's ever been" | Cb Fb Cb |
| instrumental | Ab Fb |
| I'm a big fan Nicki Lighthouse | E Em B Am | |
| You know that I am | B | |
| You know that I am | F#m E G#7 C# F#m B A |
| I'm a big fan Nicki Lighthouse | E Em B Am | |
| oh | B | |
| You know that I am | F#m E G#7 C# F#m B A |