| intro | D A B |
| Have a go when the pubs all close | Am G D E | |
| And have a go when they open | Am G D B |
| instrumental | E A F#m B | ||
| instrumental | C#m F#m D B |
| Then have a go by the traffic lights | Am G D E | |
| Cut up or shut up, you're alright ! | Am G D E | |
| And as always I'm here right behind you | Am G D E | |
| And as always there's time, so have another go | Am G D B |
| A small baby girl cradled in your arms | Em D C B | |
| Your one big contribution | C#m G A B | |
| We'll never know | E A F#m B | |
| C#m F#m D B | ||
| We'll never know | E A F#m B | |
| C#m F#m D B | ||
| Ah, yes | D A D A B |
| Ha ha, ha ha, ha ha | E A F#m B | |
| C#m F#m D B |
| A small girl runs crying, through the park | Am G D E | |
| So freely her daddy berates her | Am G D E | |
| Right now, so for the rest of her life | Am G D E | |
| She is convinced that her daddy hates her | Am G D B |
| Ha ha, ha ha, ha ha | E A F#m B | |
| C#m F#m D B |