| intro | Cm |
| I like to have a good time | Cm Bb Gm | |
| Any of my friends will tell you | Cm Bb Gm | |
| So if you confront me with stupidity | Cm Bb Eb Bb | |
| I'm doubly angry at you | Gm |
| And I say nip nap, it's all a trap | Cm Bb | |
| Bo bis, and so was this | Cm Bb | |
| Whoa whoa, to haiti go | Cm Bb | |
| And watch it all come down | Gm Cm | |
| Ding dong, a silly song | Cm Bb | |
| Sure do say something's wrong | Cm Bb | |
| Smile awhile, forget the bile | Cm Bb | |
| And watch it all come down | Gm Cm |
| So I become more lively | Cm Bb Gm | |
| To bury all of the ugly | Cm Bb Gm | |
| Whole persons sometimes | Cm Bb Eb Bb | |
| Must be them bodies buried | Gm |
| And I say nip nap, it's all a trap | Cm Bb | |
| Bo bis, and so was this | Cm Bb | |
| Whoa whoa, to haiti go | Cm Bb | |
| And watch it all come down | Gm Cm | |
| Ding dong, a silly song | Cm Bb | |
| Sure do say something's wrong | Cm Bb | |
| Smile awhile, forget the bile | Cm Bb | |
| And watch it all come down | Gm Cm |
| And I toe the water | Eb Bb | |
| And an urchin poke me | Eb Bb | |
| An' I must be godfather | Cm Bb | |
| To anyone who'll have me | Cm Gm G |
| Today was another day full of dread | Cm Bb Gm | |
| But I never said I was afraid | Cm Bb Gm | |
| Dread and fear should not be confused | Cm Bb Eb Bb | |
| By dread I'm inspired, by fear I'm amused | Gm |
| And I say nip nap, it's all a trap | ||
| Bo bis, and so was this | ||
| Whoa, whoa, to haiti go | ||
| And watch it all come down | ||
| Ding, dong, a silly song | ||
| Sure do say something's wrong | ||
| Smile awhile, forget the bile | ||
| And watch it all come down |