Dear Catastrophe Waitress	Bb A Dm
Dear Catastrophe Waitress	Bb C D
I'm sorry that you seem to have the	C F
weight of the world over you	Dm C F E Am
I cherish your smile	Bb Ab
There's a word of peace on you lips	Cm Eb Fm Cm
Say it, and with tender-	Gm Ab
ness I'll cherish you	Bb F G
I'll cherish you	Bb F G

Dear Catastrophe Girlfriend	Bb A Dm
Dear Catastrophe Girlfriend	Bb C D
I'm sorry if he hit you with a	C F
full can of Coke	Dm C F
It's no joke	E Am
Your face is bleeding	Bb Ab
You'll soon be leaving this town	Cm Eb Fm Cm
to the clowns who worship	Gm Ab
No one but themselves	Bb F G
No one but themselves	Bb F Bm

I hate feeling this way	C
Oh I hate feeling this way	Bm C
Oh I know that you hate it too	F Bb7
Oh now that you're coffee's growing cold	F Gm E
Oh All of the customers look so old	F Gm E
Honey If I could be so bold	F Gm A

Dear Catastrophe Waitress	Bb A Dm
Dear Catastrophe Waitress	Bb C D
I'm sorry if the kids hold you in	C F
Cool disregard	Dm C F
I know it's hard	E Am A
Stick to what you know	Bb Ab
You'll blow them all to the wall	Cm Eb Fm Cm
When they realise what	Gm Ab
you've been working for	Bb F G
What you've been working for	Bb F G
What you've been working for	Bb F G